HEY KID! Wanna be a **PIRATE?!** heck yea u do. you've been waiting for someone to ask you that question for the _first thirteen dosh gamn years of ur life_ that's why you're gonna **SQUISH YOUR THUMB MEAT** on your **GREASY SCREEN** and download this sweet corny nugget of **CANNON BALLERS** **Key Features:** - Easy to play! (one handed game) - Difficult to master spell system that radically changes your play style - Power-up System that presents you with three random powers periodically throughout the run - Die a ton. Get strong - hardcore roguelite! - Elite creature system that upgrades creatures as you play - Random levels that makes every playthrough unique Our developers thrive on feedback! Join our discord and make fun of us directly: https://discord.gg/jVbafzP